Sat, May 03 2008, 5:05 PM
my story begins in 92 with two hits of acid and a predispostion to psychosis. i am a loony but not dishonorable. i have spoken to suzanne once and dispite my mental background i believe she found me pleasant enough. but as the story goes i had a psychotic break and i halucinated suzanne speaking to my shrink on the radio. i soon concluded that a zany new buddhaland had opened up in which she was a pagan goddess and i was jesus. i 'knew' this since inhaling my farts gaving me panther-like grace. (to be continued)